lol, you big girls blouse! Hard tails are awesome, you'll get a much better spec for your budget going for a hard tail than a similarly priced full sus.
I ride a hard tail so I'm a bit biased, but my legs are my rear suspension, and like I said, you'll get a far superior fork on a hard tail than a similarly priced full sus.
I've tried plenty of full sus bikes, and they are so comfy, but I think they are so comfy they alomost make you feel disconnected from the terrain, but thats just my opinion.