the iPad will be going nowhere outside of the house.

You would look a PROPER cunt, with one of those out on the train to work.

even a laptop makes you look a tit! trains are for sleeping on.

it will be uber cool for the house though, watching stuff / porn whilst taking a dump.

Controlling things around the house. Left on the coffee table for all to use / play with

watching porn whilst on the loo

UBER cool household toy!

and you have to have the contents of rainbirds stomach (sperm) in your eyes if you are telling me that apples stuff doesnt look good!