I know a Bloke like that... we call him Kev the kitten..as he gets no pussy.. anyhow he was working as a security guard a few years ago.. and had only been there 3weeks..
So we asked him hows the Job going..he said that he's been there 3 years now and sick of all the nightshit? WTF.. so we asked him where he has been working for the last 3years

He came out with that he was a security guard for hadrians wall.. so asked him which part..as I didnt think they had security on hadrians wall..
he said no not these days?
he was a sercurity guard when they were building it...so this got me confused a bit
so asked him again I didnt know they had rebuilt part of the wall again
he said no no no not these days..i was a security guard when the romans were building it

WTF We all just looked at him in utter disbelief ? I told him that was something like 900years ago it was built.. he said yeah I know I was there in another life WTF..

he's the sort of idiot who told us he has a frog that can jump 3miles..up in the air..
plus he also can get to london on his mountain bike in 15minutes from Newcastle as he knows the short cuts..AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MINT yep we get one hell of a good laugh out of him
Oh his birthdays on the 1st APRIL...we thought he was lying until we asked his mum.. pmfsl... excellent entertainment..
I have a video from his 40th birthday but can't get it onto my laptop to show everyone how weird he is LMFSAO..