you gotta love em!

When i worked in my local, we had a guy come in on a regular and make up bullshit... some of the favourites were...

- He had a saxo VTR which he put an induction kit on and exhaust and it did 150mph easily...

- He swam for GB (he has a fucked back and shoulder?)

- He crashed into a horse down some country lane, then when the police turned up, luckily he knew the copper.... so the copper took him home to fetch his shotgun so he could shoot the horse to put it out its misery.....

- He finished last in the British GP....

- When he was 12 he got RAPED by over 20 girls....

Thats just a very select few!!!

needless to say, he always bought us a drink when he came in so we just smiled and nodded