I see it's 'Staffordshire Police' that has printed that bit of malarky. Perhaps they should sit up at longford mc'donalds in Cannock and they'd be able to catch em all in one go. Quite amusing to watch the 'french-hot-hatch-krew' drive their fibreglass-kitted beasts round and round and round the mc'donalds carpark, then parked up - looking all cool for the 12 yr old ladyeez to admire the shit cars with all the stick-on bits from halfords.

Or perhaps the cops should drive up and down the 'orbital way' in an unmarked car. Catch a bombload driving like pillocks.

Can freely admit i'm the first person to give the car a bit of stick on an empty open road. You're a liar if you tell me that youve never done it.

But I dont do it 'like a twat' - cutting people up and driving dangerously close to unaware road users. I dont sit at mc'donalds eating cardboard burgers all night having a competition with the car next to me as to who can generate the biggest pile of litter next to my car.

These feckers SHOULD have their license revoked if caught acting like a knob.

I've been stopped a few times by the plod for driving a wee bit quick, but after stopping me and speaking to me for a minute - they see im *not a chav-twat* - comment on how they haven't saw an orion mk2 in ages, and send me on my way with little more than a 'dont let us see you doing it again'.

Chav-twats get on my tits. They are a nuisance to the world and should be eradicated from the roads or at least moved to a private continent or something. I hear spain is quite nice these days.

Rant over.