usedta work as a bartender got licked on the job every time i worked one time though the boss was sitting and watching me chat up a hot daughter and her mum [they were sitting in the restaurant bit while the birds' dad was sitting there next to them my boss when we were closed sat me down and was like this is ur official warning u fuck around again and ur fired loll...i still got licked loads there tho! and my manager usedta drop me home he was the nicest guy usedta pour me some nextt funky drinks

that restaurant went bust so im laughingggg at him muhahaha!