Back in the day of my 1st MK1 Capri V8 (when 18) I used to collect my 7 day wonders up to do a worthwhile trip to the station

I was late again one day, due to yet another tug on the way in to work and my boss made a phone call and I stopped getting pulled on my commuter journey

He was quite high up though.
Later in life when I got the chance I joined up and found it wasn't for me

They did remove some parts of my hand when I left, so I can't show anyone the handshake