Originally Posted by
botters
imagine having a proper one like warren says nuclear war happens and you are sole survivor, get out there in your rad suit and take the pick of any car you want, well anything you want really except a bird as you would be the sole survivor so plenty of wanking would be required lol!
I think your kind of missing the point that you should drag the nearest fit bird down into the shelter before the blast

she will be grateful at surviving and as your the only 2 left alive youll be garunteed a regular shag all in the name of repopulating the planet
Unless your unlucky enough to grab Tony Mannocks ex by mistake in which case shed rather the species die out than get fucked by a bloke