Every day mate, every day. Have possibly the oldest sierra rally car on earth.....

Everything is made of unobtainium

All parts are cut from bits of the forth bridge, then welded to anvils.

Futile attempts to jack the car up will only result in burying the jack.

Show any piece of metal on it to either oxygen or h2o and it reverts to it's former life as a cadburys flake.

Rubber was invented.. after my car.
Climb into your tumble dryer then roll down a hill in it on a skateboard, you will be more cofortable than I am when driving! And yes we will both be pushing them back up the hill.

Mine was the prototype for all wheel steer, but ford engineers don't like to take credit for inventions they didnt intend!

It was designed using quantum mechanics, meaning that theft will ensure you never see it, but broken parts and leaking oil means you will always know where it's been.

The original ford DFA button still works.

All threaded bolts are sublimiarly connected, tightening one will losen several unrelated ones on the other end of the car.

The only thing that travels faster than the water leaking in the roof, is the water leaking out of the floor.

I actually envy cosworth road car drivers their reliability

But no, I wouldn't swap for anything else