Simon, certianly you can have it in english, it only needs breaking up, its very obviously a list of typical excuses from you, paul just didnt add commas as he is dyslexic and often struggles to get his point across well in writing:


Money he don't owe,
wasn't his fault,
was away and just got back,
you never called me,
he never said that,
i tried as hard as i can,
and all the other reasons it was you not him!