You seen that on TV? Seems like 1 in every 2 adverts last week or so has been these daft weekly magazines where you collect a free thing every month, but fuck me, that Cutty Sark one is ripoff of the Century

100 issues every 2 weeks for a start, so wont finish the model for fookin ages, but if i remember right, its SEVEN POUNDS an issue!

So by the time youve finished your wanky plastic model of the ship that you couldve bought from a model shop for 30quid, youd have spent SEVEN HUNDRED POUNDS

What kind of fookin sucker falls for that shit?

Proves it isnt just Ebay where people buy any old overpriced wank