50-80quid will get him a sesh with a half decent hooker, if its good enough for Wayne Rooney it cant be a bad pressy

Seriously, silly idea asking here really as hel know from reading the thread, better of asking him and then at least hel get summat that he wants, i mean, we dont know what he wants anyhow do we.
I think the good shit you can get him for 80quid FAR outweighs it being a total suprise, so just make sure it somthing he REALLY wants, and for that youl need to ask him.

Fuck this tho, 80quid for a b.day and you not been together that long have you?
Jesus, i gonna go find a ton of 16y/o birds and tell em all i love em, i need my 80quids