Yeah, as I said, Durham, maybe 500 years ago......

Now do us all a favour and start chanting the Toon Army or something similarly disinteresting.......

Just watch the telly, dont think about it.....

If you have to wonder about it, it means you know fook all about it, which is why you live in Durham and drive a Mondingo.....

In Staffordshire, we are a cleverer type of twat, so say what you want, then go polish youre V6 Madingo and your lifesize doll of Cheryl Cole