Sorry i forgot to type to the OP!
DK
Chin up mate, i bete there is someone here in your neck of the woods! I'm scottish and a million miles away. I don't even know where wiltshire is. I guess middle to bottom left of england?

you could offer me £1M to name a town there and i'd be fucked

Why have you moved areas? Is it far? Why aren't mates interested? Sorry to hear that

Maybe time for new friends!
Good luck mate.