fook goin to a club in town:

1) not walkin into town
2) not payin £20+ to get in some over crouded place where i cant get served a drink every 5 mins
3)its TOO busy
4)i hate busy place
5)bars are understaffed and slow to serve
6) when i get drunk n roll out of some where i want food, places will be MOBBED
7)it'd take an AGE to get a taxi
8) probably wont get a taxi!
9)made plans to go to local pub, get free drink off my barstaff mate takes 5 mins to walk their, same time back well, if im drunk maybe 10 mins!
10) goin to another mates party after the pub closes at 1
11)HAVE A FOOKING GOOD NEW YEAR EVERYONE AND I WISH U ALL THE BEST FOR THE NEW YEAR