One of us works for a distribution and packaging firm, he picked it up there. I think its costs about £10 per bag.

It took him four trips to pick it up

It could have been worse, the other ideas were:

a) a live sheep in his back garden

b) board up all his windows, char the bricks around the windows and leave a sign from the local fire brigade on his front door

Dear Sir, whilst you were out, your house was gutted