Paddy, you're on drugs again m8 - top map though...

Get on M4, exit at the reading/bracknell junction (J10), then follow signs for the A329M towards Reading.

Get off the A329M at the first junction, you will come to a roundabout, turn right (second exit I think).

As you drive along, you will merge with traffic coming off another roundabout, keep bearing left and go under a bridge. As you go under the bridge, there will be traffic lights up ahead and a cinema complex on your right.

Go straight through the (many) traffic lights.

At the next roundabout, turn left.
As you near a hotel/pub on your left, there will be a hump back bridge which only has one lane, so take it easy with oncoming traffic.

Drive along the country road, under a couple of bridges (maybe traffic lights too, can't remember).

At the next roundabout, turn right.

At the next roundabout, take the third (I think) exit - best look out for a pub as you go round, the pub is just there on the corner off the roundabout, as you come off the roundabout, park in the pub car park just yards off the roundabout exit on the left.

Good luck - hope to see you there.
Greg