There are some SHOCKING things about this Story... and thats forgetting the fact you wear a tottenham shirt in public!

1. You own a pair of trainers that you refer to as 'me jordans'
2. You have a mate called Barry the Bapist?!?!?!
3. You went to Ikon and are admitting it
4. You were drunk enough to think girls were loving it!

God I am getting old!

lol