Glad i aint a Billy with that one.

During the summer a few of us went out on a half dayer, shorts T shirts n the like, Went into town to 1 of the lads mams bars and come 11ish we were still thirsty so thought fook it, Tokyo's as you can get away with murder in there.
Doorman says "sorry lads but you aint made an effort", 1 of the lads replies "Should i tell the manager or would you tell her that your turning away near £500 of beer tokens on a Thursday night".
Walked right in, and i still felt overdressed as it was grunge night downstairs