I've been on some REALLY weird ones. I'm very picky abouts the girls I choose..I guess too pickys but still, I know what I want. My dates, I just generaly make them a laugh, no presure and just as we get cumphy with each other etc, go to differnt pubs and do different things. Keeps it interesting and you can meet some place.. then leave together. EXCEPT when I meet crazy/psycho chicks. The wierdest one I've had in a long time was the other week. A girl said she worships satan and does all fucked up shit in her room. I was trying everything to escape, txting my mates and asking them to walk in and drag me away, even though I said I'm gunna go home.. she followed me round several streets & in the end I got my mate to pick me up and get rid of her. She keeps calling and txting me begging me to go out with her and shes madly in love with me. Like foook off love, you're not for me so move on. I don't even wanna be mates with her incase she traps me in her car or stalks my house lol

Can't imagin a date being as boring as talking about pallets!! Does he think that's a turn on or something? haha. Hate to think what he gets up to whilst making the pallets if he loves them that much. still though I'd rather a boring date than meet a chavy & psycho chick haha

Also pissing in the corner?! WTF. She would get my toe so far up her arse, it would be corked! then she'd get thrown STRAIGHT out my flat. Dirty cow, hope he made her clear it up?