Went on a date with a girl called Lucy. She seemed very intelligent, she had looks and a nice figure. Spoke to her a few time over the phone and i was very excited that i was going to be out with her for the evening. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well while out for dinner, i realized she kept calling me 'Babe' and 'Honey' which really bugged me cos i was just referring to her as 'Lucy'. So after a few hours of discussing Music, Museums, Art, what i do and what she does etc, i just had to ask her this 'Do you know my name?' to which she replied 'Of course' and the obvious question from me 'What is it?'

She paused and referred to me as 'Harj'. WTF? So she decided to come back to my place and i didn't actually want her there. So i thanked her for walking me to my door and sent the silly bint on her way

But looking back, i should have Pun'd (Indian for 'Smashed') her!!! lol