I feel well ill now too!

Spent xmas at a mates,2 birds came round at night one of them ive been wanting to shag for ages then i fook off to bed well ill and shaking like fook and an hour or so later she climbs into bed with me and all i can do is shake and groan

She fooked off in the morning without saying bye

All i can do now is keep running to the bog,my guts feel great