started with a few whiskeys with me old man at 11:30, then went to pub with mate and his old man until 3, then back to little mother bells, bottle of wine with dinner.................SLEEP on mums sofa until 6pm

wake up and then off out to mates in laws to see the kids and have a play wioth their fancy new toys

, end up drinking a litre of grants between me and me mate (was my fookin xmas present and all the twat lol

), woke up at mums at 2pm today
now ive never done smack but i imagine how i feel right now is similar to a come down off that shit
i feel so bad ive just turned the bint down for an afternoon of shagging so i can sort me head out
off to pub in 2 hours with the lads
decided a few cans is the best remedy
how do you cure this shit have literraly got the shakes n shit
merry xmas peeps, hope you dont feel as shite as me