Anything less than 50% memory loss of the night out is a failure!

I love it when you just remember a short flash every hour or so: Dance (completely bladdered by now then).. blank.. bird (just remember being with a bird and maybe hair colour but nothing else).. blank.. half empty club acting like a twat with your mates (must be nearly the end of the night then!) then the next thing you remember you're leaning through a taxi window

That's a usual night out, and then you wonder where all the RDI's (random drinking injuries) came from the next day to try and piece the evening together!

Water definitely doesn't seem to work with me, but then I don't always get a kebab, maybe I should try my best to get food, but then again thats not always possible if you are totally wasted!