Just had the one thing I look forward to most of all at Christmas - the turkey roast dinner

Not a big fan of Christmas - I do quite like the smiles you get when you find a gift for someone that they really like, but I could live without all the present giving and recieving - but the one thing I do enjoy Christmas day is the roast - and I just had mine

Turkey, proper sausage-meat based stuffing (not this rubbish savoury-flakes-just-add-water Paxo crap) roast pots, carrots, peas, sweetcorn, sausages in bacon, thick gravy.... Washed down with Hoegaarden and a nice white chardonnay

Thats me satisfied now then - all thats left to do is get pissed and watch Jezza's new DVD