All my presents were a bit shit really

Best one was 200quid off dad, but he gave it me early and ive already spent 150quid of it

Mrs got me a load of CDs, and TBH, they not half as good as i thought

Worst present HAS to be the one off my sis, i cant even describe it its so rubbish and bizarre

ACTUALLY i just realised, i dont think my other sis has even got me ANYTHING! The bitch!