spadge, the glass is always half empty, but i think thats due to a drinking problem rather than a negative view on life

Admititly i will finish work on friday at 6, pub by 7, pissed by 9, mint 4 days off...party with mates on boxing day...

Take the gearbox out the car on xmas day, and a loom to make on tuesday...

Pon he was ACTUALLY born then

but have to agree with brom, parents expect a present, wtf do u buy someone who buys everything they want anyway LOL in that way its a load of stressfull shite....i mean HOW many shoppers