i dunno! i start a failry serious thread (yeah right) and it gets ruined by some of the most utterly stupendous question even given to man!
The reason a womans fanny is near her arse is to remind men that no matter how good things get it can (and normally does) go wrong!!
as for global warming taking hundreds of years! remeber seeing a picture of alaska 60years ago (the picture was taken then i didnt see it then) and next to it was alaska today! Huge differance! mainly ....the huge belt of ice! now missing!