some people went on a holiday in a camper van, all quiet one night, and they heard a noise outside..

went to investigate and found nothing,as it was pitch black outside.

the morning came and they went outside.

found a hose pipe and a big pile of sick

somebody had tried to steal the diesel from the camper, but hadnt found the diesel tank they had sucked on the shit tank and got a good mouthfull by the look of it

justice is done