I mean like when you have went to buy or collect a car and its went wrong and its been a nightmare lol

i will start off here goes

My mate asked me to go and meet a guy from inverness to do a deal for my mates scoobie on his corsa turbo so anyway me and my other freind went up met the boy and we followed him to his house Had a look around it max powered oot its head but thats when max power things were the in admit it you know they were cool at the time:lo: thing i get the guy to start it up as it had a dead battery with not getting usedso we got it started sounded fine all was good.....................until i tried to open the passenger door but i forgot to mention they were lambo doorsi got the driver side open no probs but the passenger was stiff the boy said "just pull it up it will be fine"i told him "i will just leave it to you" he comes around and pulls then fkn door off and it hits the ground he turn and looked at me to say what the fk have i done i then phone my mate and tell him "your not going to believe whats happend...................the fkn door has fell off and hit the deck" at this time iam quite pissed off as i traveled a good bit to get this car and my mate was rally wanting this corsa my mates reply was "just tell him to give you 300 quid and i will get it fixed" i then said to the boy i have a full brand new system for the scoobie as i sold mine and never fitted it and noticed he had a saxo vtr looked a tidy car i said to him "i will take the car BUT............. i also want your saxo aswell and i will through in my exhaust for the scoobie"he was a bit in shock and was wondering to do it or not he went to his mates house asked him then came back and said "i just paid 1800 pounds for that... i really cant..........................right ok i will do it" so we changed papers and told him i would take the saxo home then he said "oohh theres no brakes they need bled" my reply was to him "does it have a hanbrake" "yeah but no foot brake" "thats good enough for me"at this point i just wanted home was meant to be a couple of hours was there for about 7 hoursso i get the saxo safely

a couple of days later my mate who's scoobie it was came up with me to see the car we get up there and the guy phoned my mate saying ther altinator is fkd it will need a new one my mate told him to get it in a garage get it fixed and he will sqaure him up when he collects the car we got up there and the boy didnt do it we finally got a garage had to pay double as it was past working hours and we were desprate to get the car back to get it home so were makeing track home having a race iam in the evo he's in the corsa turbo blasting up the side of me then i take off so iam driving down the road and dont see his lightspull back and the corsa turbo wount startits right on a bad blind corner and we were shitting itwaiting on someone to crash into us we pushed it abit down the road for saftey then we though its going to cost a few quid to get it recoverd down the road phone the AAso we phone up join and the ask whats the problem i said "i smell petrol and its like it over feuling its self i think it maybe leaking petrol" the woman said "we will be with you shortly"but we had been ther for about 4 hours already we jumped into the evo and them went back to the corsa it fkn locked itself picture the scene no door lock,handles it was freezing in the middle of the night and really really getting pissed right off.................NOT GOOD then to top it off our phone's died my mate had a charger but it wouldnt fit into any off our phones but he ripped the phone connecting bit and stuck the wires to his battery and pluged it into the evo cig lighter...............and it worked aswell fk nose how but it did the guy comes about an hour and a half later jumps out his truck and lights a fag up after telling them we think its petrol then he walks round the car looks at and says "theres nothing i could do"and fks off WTF we phoned the AA back and ask them wtf is going on the said they will send someone else outhe comes round about 3hrs later gets the bonnet open and tricks the battery to get the doors to openhe said you need to get something like the gold card from them for them to move us to saftey never mind down the road 15 hrs later yes 15hrs later starving,cold,feeling and looking like shite my parent call my mates phone and said "i have been onto the sun(newspaper)and another one and they are wanting a story"they phone and i told them whats happened and they said whats your comments on this.....well i am disgusted with the AA been here 15-16hrs in the freezing cold as the car locked itself and we have had to sit on the grass"so then about 45 mins later the AA said they would come and move the car back to dundee if we didnt give the papers a report on this but at the same time we had the evo so they came we jumped in the evo and ripped it home lol so the car got took home and we went straight to our beds lol

still cant get over the AA guy walking round the car with a fag when i said"its petrol leaking"i was the best man at my mates wedding but after a few............sorry alot of wine that was my story but i swore all the way through iteveryone was looking at me like i was mentalbeen on another few trips with him always something happen so i told him no more

NEVER AGAIN<<<<<REAL TEARS:lol