4 Jamaicans were sitting around a campfire near the beach. They were all philosophising on what the fastest thing in the world was..

Seymour: ' i tink da fasses fing is a thought, cus before u cn fink da thought u alredy thought'..

Winston: ' Nah man da fasses fing is a blink cus before tink 2 blink u dun bllink already'..

Delory- ' No man da fasses fing is helectricity because when you turn da switch on it travles fas and la lyt comes on'..

Leroy- ' nah man da fasses fing is Diarrhoea..

All- ' Diarrhoea?

Leroy- ' yh cus las night before i could blink, tink or switch de light on me shit meself already mannn'