My mate parked his RS diagonal over 2 spaces to make sure nobody hit his motor, some cheeky fook rolled a trolly into the front of it

I went to a show in my FRST and stopped at a Mcd's on the way, parked up and the fattest bloke parked right next to me, I'm a slim jim and would have struggled to get out, i walked inbetween mine and his car so he could get out and told him to move it as he wouldn't be able to get out without hitting my car!! He moved it unlucky for me the starter stuck when I went to go and the guy couldn't have looked happier seeing me trying to get it going