I like yours stu - definately something to live your life to!

Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.
Al Capp

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Thomas A. Edison

An apt one for our government
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Mark Twain