I was round my(now) wifes flat, a few years back when 2 scrotes tried knicking her golf, i grabs my metal lock out of my car whilst they are inside hers trying pathetically to break the strg lock off, they see me coming and locked the fookin doors, now after previously trying to punch my way through a door window and breaking my hand, i blew the drivers window with the bat then proceeded to bladder the bloke in the driving seat with it whilst his mate leapt out of the car and was running like fook up the road screaming blue murder??????
I shattered the blokes cheekbone and dragged the sorry fooker out onto the pavement before beating and kicking him to within an inch of his life, wife to be had called the filth , they turned up nicked me and him, i got done for affray (£300 and bound over for a year) he got done apparently but i never heard,

Now you might think i am a coward but those 2 little fooks could have been tooled up and i wasn't prepared to risk it
they bring a stick, i will bring a knife, they bring a knife and i will bring a gun, i am not prepared to lose, it ain't the queensberry rules on the street, its win or die.

oh yeah i had hit the guy about 4 times with the end of the bat


Pugo