Originally Posted by
st3v3
on the way back from Combe one rather sunny saturday after Bristol and Swindon rs show, me and my mate was doing 40mph along a road, when we were pulled over and i was told i was doing 40 in a 30 and proceded to get his "book" out to give me a ticket.
After i told him 4 or 5 times im sure it was a 40 and that i had saw the sign saying so, he got in to my car and told me to drive back and show him (not ever heard off a copper getting in someones car to be shown the error of HIS ways)
So off we went, me being carfull not to go over 30 (just in case) when all these RS cossy's and the like started flashing me, i presume to tell me theres a speed trap coming up, copper was not amused lol
Anyway, we got to the sign and fook me it was a 30 i said fair enough, its a fair cop ill take the ticket.
We got back to what was now a crowd of coppers at the speedtrap and he said right where you live, Nuneaton,Coventry way came the reply, he said right on your way and we'll say no more about it.
So i turned to all his mates and said "Did he tell you i just gave him a blowjob!" to which all mates LOL he turned to me and told me to fook of real quick,but no quicker than 30mph.
So yeah becarefull as said.
Id rather the ticket you dirty boy

