Lol total pain in the ass!
You mentioned your plugs are dry, have you tried your injectors yet?
To test them take out one of the sidelight bulbs and bend the contacts, they plug into the injector connector on the loom just fine!
Wind it over you, should see the bulb flash if it's pulsing. IIRC the injector gets a constant 12V feed but a pulsed -ve feed from the ECU to open it.
Take it you've checked the usual guff like the crank and phase sensors?