At a place i used to work at we had a saying " you only get called to the office for a payrise or a bollocking" we usually had a fair idea if it was payrise time so it was inevitable you'd get a bollocking.

My current boss says " we need a meeting Friday" on a monday. Then starts talking about something then says " well anyway we'll talk about it friday" WTF!!!! So i have to go a week wondering what the fook the meetings for! Just fooking say it now why wait if it needs to be discussed!