Well, my old laptop wasn't in good condition. I had 5 keys missing which had to be used on copy and paste, or trying to type without the use of said letters. My screen was broke so I had it connected to an LCD monitor which was an old one and half the screen wasn't working anyway. The speakers had blew... You get the idea. Well eventually I couldn't turn it on because it said there was no hard disk. I was trying to fix it when I was told to stop being so tight, and go and buy one. I was never going to fix it, as I am an electrical turd. Takes me an hour to realise something isn't plugged in. I know I am rambling, but I feel priveladged to have all my keys. Which brings me neatly on to the whole point of this thread.

I went to PC World, which I wouldn't normally do but if it breaks they'll fix it, and it's 2 minutes away. Plus it's covered so I'll get a new model yearly when I have my annual coke throwing contest at the laptop... Joke.

First of all, I love Vista and I was wondering what neat things it can do which will amuse my small mind? Secondly, the speakers sound shit. Very tinny, as though I am listening to this music on a cheap phone. Can I adjust? Lastly, I was told I can't download stuff on Vista, and I'd need to buy all my products, which I being smart said 'I'm always the first to crack things, I've hacked Bill Gates' computer'. He said I'd never do it. Anyway, as normal I am going to torrent? All should be fine, right?

P.S Apolgoies for any spelling mistakes, I'm not proof reading all that.

Thanks, Benni.