driving home past salisbury plains today, i had to make a phonecall to work, so dived off the road up a tank track lol. went about half a mile and there was a cross roads with a little hut with a guy in it, so thought better of it and turned around lol, and just as i did 2 apachi gun ships came out of nowhere and hovvered above me lol, so i fucked off as i didnt want a rocket up my arse!

anyway got back by the road and made my phonecalls then continued on my way. a little down the road there was a fucking loud noise as a jet plane shot accross the sky...

so i stopped to look, it was only a fooking euro fighter!

probably wont see one again so i stopped and watched it fucking about for half an hour

looks like one amazing machine



looks like they could tear you a new asshole