story
my girlfriend called me to her house one day,
i went in and found her sister alone in the house
and she was looking incredibly sexy.
she whispered in my ear,ive got feelings for you ,make love to me right
now i have to have you.
i ran to the front door towards my car,amazingly i found my girlfriend standing in the door and she hugged me and said to me you have won my trust.
MORAL
its always better to keep your condoms in the car and not in your pocket
lol
cheers james