A mate said he was in tesco's at the till, huge line and at the front are some chavs, they have rang up all the shopping and then found they have forgotten their wallet??!!??
So then try and get the cashier to let them take the stuff and pop back later to pay lol!! The manager comes over and says it aint going to happen, the shopping stays put till funds are paid.
After and big fuss, the father suddenly finds his wallet in his trouser pocket!!! - scum!