What do the conservative party and the atlantic have in common?

They both gained 200 seats last week.

Apparently Peter andre and Jordan have split up. I bet harvey didnt see that one coming.

When asked what she would miss most about her marraige to peter andre, jordan said she would miss the family holidays, the laughter, the companionship and the tv work they did together, peter andre when asked the same question said he would miss the titwanks and laughing at the fat cod eyed coon walking into walls.