got loads but a few spring to mind..
in about 1999 I was driving home from work with my m8 at about 7.30 pm on the a19 and booted it as I was in a bit of a rush the clock was showing about 130mph.. I then looked in my mirror to see a traffic car with his blue lights on right behind me
pulled straight over and the traffic car went passed I pulled off sharpish at the next junction thanking my lucky stars!!

another 1 was last year was in my escort going to pick a m8 up and I forgot to put my legal number plate on the back, promptly got pulled in by a police van and I explained the propper plate was in the boot, he then asked me to show him and as I stuck my head in the boot I smacked it the boot lock (it didn't hurt but I wasn't letting on!) I went down better than ronaldo with the copper holding me up on the kerbside asking if I needed an ambulance!! after I had come round (lol) he let me off!!

steve