was doing 70 in a 30 (dual lane road at 1am on a monday morning ) passed a car at the traffic lights and next thing i knew it was behind me with blue lights on

pulled over and got out with my arse twitching, copper come up to me and went into one ranting and raving and then said your fucking lucky i didnt have the camera switched on!!! now fuck off before i find something to do you for and fucking slow down!!!