i piled out of a junction sideways in my xr4i,a copper came behind me in a unmarked astra and flashed the headlights,me being young and stupid took it as a sign for a race,dropped it a cog and nailed it,58mph in a 30mph zone,kept it pinned until she came up the side of me and waved me over,no seatbelt on(me and missus and mate in back),tax disc left at home,i got out the car and she said im glad you slowed down i was struggling to keep up,she said i saw everything,what car is it,wheres your tax disc etc.

i aplogised and she gave me a fine for no seatbelt,and asked me where i want to produce my documents,i told her,she gave me the ticket and i stood waitng for the "im reporting you for dangerous driving" talk,she said there are a lot of undercover coppers round here at night so just be careful,i stood there and she said you can go,i said is that it,she said yeah quick before i change my mind.

lucky as fuck there,she must have fancied me