Two muslim women standing at a bus stop. 1st woman gets her purse out and shows the 2nd woman a photo and says "This Ahmed my eldest, hes a martyr you know". She then gets a second pic out and says "this is Alwari, he's a martyr to". Producing a third photo she says to the 2nd woman "And this is my youngest, he wants to be a martyr". The 2nd woman goes "Ahhh, don't they blow up so quickly these days"

I'll get my coat