Originally Posted by
warrenpenalver
have mastered the use of ... suicide bombing techniques

Surely not much to master for the Muslim fanaticals there...
"Here, Mohammed.. Allah would like you to wander over there and pull this piece of string thats dangling from your ticking Nike Rucksack"
"Ok..."
"Wait for me to get well out of sight though, thats allah's wish, see you later mate" *snigger*
"Ok..."
Thats about it isn't it Warren, I know you've had far more specialist training than I have, so I'll apologise in advance if its not as simple as the above.
Cheers,
Grant