Porkie

He's a useless fact for you, Titan Motorsport have just released a range of plated slippers and they are very nice items, we've just sold 20 english ones, but they do a 7" Sierra one which was fitted to the Caterham R500 that stormed the Top Gear Lap Time in the last series

Now if they are good enough for the Stig, they are good enough for you