I'm getting fed up of hearing about cars going walk-abouts regardless of marque

I reckon we should park up something blatantly yummy and then park up nearby and sit in a tranny van and wait for the fookers

It doesn't seem like a week goes past without one of our cars suffering at the hands of the inbred pikey scum that would rather knick somebody elses property than get of their arses and buy the kit for themselves