Dropped my Cossie of to get a new immobiliser fitted this morning in Benwell. I said I'd walk into Newcastle to kill a bit time.
I went to WH Smith and got a copy of Classic Ford and Performance Ford and started to walk back.
I got so far along Elswick Road and a Focus Police car mounted the path in front of me. The Copper shouted 'Stay were you are'. I'm like WTF? is he talking to me. I looked around and there was no one else there.
He then came around the front of the Police car and held my wrist and moved me towards the wall. He then radio's for back up. I am pretty worried by this point.
He then asks my name and if I had any identification. I showed him my bank card with my name on. By this time another Police car comes with blue lights on and stops behind.
He then asks me what size trainers I wear. I said to him 'are you taking the piss?' He was quite abrupt and cautioned me 'you have the right to remain silent anything.........' (you know the drill)
I said I'm a size 9. He then asks me to kick my trainers off and he actually fookin checked. He then said under section ?? and the blah blah..... I'm going to have to search you. He then asks if I want a copy of the document to which I replied err......go on then.
I then had to empty my pockets out on the wall and remove my jacket. He then asks if I had anything on me that I should'nt have. I said 'Like what?'. He said 'Knives, sharps,weapons drugs or anything that will harm me'
By this time the traffic is slowing right down and starring at me, Ive never been so embarressed in all my life.
The other copper frisks me and groped me. He asks my DOB and if I have been in trouble with the Police.
Erm no I have'nt and he checks. It comes back my old address off 3 years ago and a previous arrest off 2006.
He was'nt happy. I explained I had moved house etc etc. and I was not charged with anything so technically have not been in trouble before.
He gave me a copy of the 'stop and search' and said enjoy the rest of your day Mr.******
Fookin wanke$$
I then got my stuff back together and continued on my way feeling like I'd been man raped.
Rant Over!!
